I want a soulmate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I
don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like,
just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody
stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I
will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have
something in there.